Let’s be perfectly clear: if you show your mascot getting nekked, you’re blasting a dog whistle for people who like to fuck in fur suits. Simple as that.
The Memphis Grizzlies are out here, celebrating National Mascot Day, which is apparently a thing, and they decided to go with one of their more lascivious clips of their mascot Grizz, and they’re definitely hearing about it in their mentions.
I mean, just look at this bear go at it:
Understandably, the furries came crawling into the mentions. And—duh—Muskie the Otterboi sounded the conch shell:
The retweets were also popping off:
I mean, just take a look at the top of this retweet lineup:
That’s one thick den of iniquity right there.
Understandably, the Memphis Twitter manager was trying to tread water:
Seems like she… bearly made it out alive.